With some minor modification aka tweaking that “cheap shot” could be applied quite nicely to Unitarian*Universalism as a religion. I just might have to do it on The Emerson Avenger blog, if only to prove my point. As it is, I posted a few other cheap shots U*Us can believe in in the last few days. . . 😉
The Unitarian*Universalist Association Of Congregations today announced that it is changing its religious symbol from the Flaming Chalice to an inflated condom because it more accurately reflects the U*U Movement’s religious stance.
A condom allows for false hopes of growth, halts reproduction, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives U*Us a sense of security while U*Us are actually being screwed.
To my fellow U*Unitarians, it really doesn’t get much more accurate than this.
The newer and improved*er version of the above, with in*appropriate embedded hyperlinks of course, is now available for perU*Usal on The Blog That Cannot Be Named. I gave you credit where credit was due Ozdachs.
Believe it or not. . .
With some minor modification aka tweaking that “cheap shot” could be applied quite nicely to Unitarian*Universalism as a religion. I just might have to do it on The Emerson Avenger blog, if only to prove my point. As it is, I posted a few other cheap shots U*Us can believe in in the last few days. . . 😉
Re: Believe it or not. . .
That was quick work. 😉
The Unitarian*Universalist Association Of Congregations today announced that it is changing its religious symbol from the Flaming Chalice to an inflated condom because it more accurately reflects the U*U Movement’s religious stance.
A condom allows for false hopes of growth, halts reproduction, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives U*Us a sense of security while U*Us are actually being screwed.
To my fellow U*Unitarians, it really doesn’t get much more accurate than this.
From Flaming Chalice To Aging Condom. . .
The newer and improved*er version of the above, with in*appropriate embedded hyperlinks of course, is now available for perU*Usal on The Blog That Cannot Be Named. I gave you credit where credit was due Ozdachs.
U*Us know what they say. . .
Beware The Ides of March. 🙂