Fri, 15:53: RT @BorowitzReport: Does it concern anyone else that the Weather Channel now says "Sponsored by the Ancient Mayans"?

Wed, 11:44: August: Osage County http://j.mp/pGdYmr

Fri, 14:20: The Pirates of Penzance http://j.mp/psUDxD

Thu, 11:43: Willful http://j.mp/rdseNj

Tue, 12:27: Henry IV, Part II http://j.mp/qXqmrg

Sun, 07:46: @MeredithMcHenry Thanks to @Tivo, we just saw your amazing performances. Can't wait to see your next round of competition. @ABCKarokeUSA

Fri, 10:26: RT @BorowitzReport: READ Moody's Downgrades US Credit Rating to "It's Complicated" http://t.co/lrQjU9c

Sat, 10:37: If you're coming into the City Sunday beware of the mess the San Francisco Marathon will cause. Here's a list: http://bit.ly/qOknej

Tue, 17:28: Debt Ceiling and Demagoguery http://j.mp/qZ5rc4

Sat, 11:42: Sales on Tales -- Link to Discounts on Tales of the City Tickets http://j.mp/nOp9EH