I seem unable to resist the LJ addiction to polls/quizzes/tests.  Sure, I can stop taking them and posting the results.  I just don’t want to stop. 

I don’t have a problem. 

And, it’s not just that I’m competitive and see that I beat  allanh‘s results.

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You’re 141 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (133), and liquor (113).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high
that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure,
you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to
the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is
most efficient.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 86% on proof
You scored higher than 82% on beer index
You scored higher than 95% on wine index
You scored higher than 99% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid